Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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