is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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