i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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