okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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