you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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