well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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