Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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