she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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