What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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