I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
they're staring at me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.