If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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