And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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