weddingsv make me drug and hornr
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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