i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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