eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
