They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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