we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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