Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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