i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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