So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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