i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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