She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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