her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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