Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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