Non-Jews are for practice
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And then the night went full on bisexual.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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