I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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