Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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