so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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