You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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