their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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