Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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