Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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