Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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