I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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