hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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