these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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