We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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