The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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