he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
