Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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