Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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