Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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