just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
