Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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