Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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