I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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