thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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