Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
thus making me awesome and them whores
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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