the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Randomize
