Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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