Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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