he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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