He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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