on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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