Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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