so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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