That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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