break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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