first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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