the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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